Dear Mr. President-Elect:

The long road to the White House is over. You have made it up the Hill. No matter what happens next, you are an historic figure. A first.

Now, go get yourself some rest. Mourn your grandmother. Have yourself an inauguration and then I have a few simple requests:

Can I send you at least two e-mails a day?

Can I ask you for help when my personal deadlines are nearing?

Can I count on you for at least a $25 donation to help me meet my goals?

Will you wear my badge on your shirt? Plant my sign on your big White House lawn?

Will you call all your friends and family urging them to come out and support me when I visit your town?

Just wondering …

–MomZombie