This is a multiple choice quiz:

Why all the vegetarian hate?
A. This is actually a very tiny plate.
B. There was a broccoli special too good to pass on at the nearby Farmer’s Market.
C. The chef thought the world needed more bloating and intestinal gas.
D. I checked the vegetarian meal option on my response card.
Sometimes I think I quit being a vegetarian because of the amount of broccoli that was forced on me. Either that or my love of bacon.
that happens to look delish. despite the fact that the plate is TINY and that broccoli is HUGE…and gassy
I have to unbutton the top button just looking at that photo! That is too funny. I hope it was as yummy as it looks!
I pick A, a tiny plate. I love healthy broccoli as long as it has 2 pounds of processed cheese melted over it.